Crap and Crapability

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no Woman has gone before. 2. Parties: Going without new outfits 3. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until after the football game. 4. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first 5. Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking 6. Communication Skills 3: Getting What you Want, Without Nagging 7. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share 8. Telephone Skills: How to hang up 9. Introduction to Parking 10. Introduction to Petrol 11. Advanced Parking: Reversing into a space 12. Advanced Petrol: How to take the filler cap off 13. ...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions ...