Crap and Crapability

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the followingpeople are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together ...

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth, and the doctor told them that he had developed an experimental machine and asked if they'd like to try it out. He explained carefully that the machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father. Both the husband and the wife thought this was a wonderful idea, and decided to give it a try. The doctor set the knob on the machine to ten percent for starters, explaining to the man that even ten percent was probably more pain than he had ever experienced. But the man was surprised at how little pain he felt and asked the doctor to go ahead and turn it up a notch. The doctor ...

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A succesful woman is one who can find such a man. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he needs.A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets ...

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.Bu, called himself "Buck."Chu called himself "Chuck."Fu decided to return to China.

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November 19 is World Toilet Day The purpose of having this day is to have people in all countries to take action, increase awareness of toilet user’s right to a better toilet environment, and to demand for it from toilet owners. As such, it is also the toilet user’s duty to contribute towards its also the toilet user’s duty to contribute towards its maintenance, cleanliness and hygiene. The public marks the day to practice toilet etiquette, the restroom community-at-large celebrates with a new declaration for the forthcoming year. Wonder if you will win this inspiring price if you do a good job of practicing toilet etiquette: Proud WTO supporters ...