Posted on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 7:29 AM
Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf had an unfortunate accident while preparing for one of the acts in his show where he pulls a hoover around by his private parts:
On this occasion, however, "the attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on".
The 42-year-old misread the superglue instructions and, having allowed the adhesive a mere 20 seconds to dry rather than the required 20 minutes, duly found himself semi-permanently docked after attempting a premature test.
Via The Register