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Fucking, Austria is a small town with about 150 people. A lot of public funds have been spent on replacing the signs through the years so they now have “theft proof“ signs welded to steel and secured in cement.

The device we have all been wishing for when we're stuck in traffic: a device that can change stop lights from red to green.: A man who said he bought a device that allowed him to change stop lights from red to green received a $50 ticket for suspicion of interfering with a traffic signal. ... Niccum was issued a citation March 29 after police said they found him using a strobe-like device to change traffic signals. Police confiscated the device. "I'm always running late," police quoted Niccum as saying in an incident report. The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared ...

Meet Herman., the 3 feet tall bunny: "I don't feed him an unusual diet," said Wagner. "He goes through more than his brothers and sisters, but he eats the same food mix. His favorite food is actually lettuce. He can never get enough of it." Herr Hare is unusual in another way, he noted. "Unlike some other rabbits I've had, he’s really a gentle character — a gentle giant."

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I hope the Olympics in Vancouver will be better than the one in Torino but it doesn't look the best judging by this Q&A: Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website (frightening, isn't it!) Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver ...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Staying in bed shouting oh God!does not constitue going to church Via Digital Fog