Crap and Crapability

How to explain harmonic oscillations to an engineer: How to explain it to the average male: Thanks Mik!

What would you buy for Easter for your loved one? A traditional easter egg or a tasty chocolate thong? Available for men and women

I wouldn't call it crap but I wouldn't pay 23 million dollars for it either:

What a man needs on a Friday evening after a long week of work:

(I make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds. Can you?) :-)

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Or else: Via Digital Fog

Bird Flu Express

I don't know what is most scary; the bike or the guy

Swash, the toilet seat of tomrorrow: You walk into your bathroom and sit down on your Swash contoured and comfortably heated toilet seat. When finished, you simply press a button for a posterior or feminine wash and you are met with a warm, aerated water spray. You can dry yourself with the warm air dryer or pat-dry with a small amount of toilet paper. You leave your bathroom shower-fresh as the gentle-closing lid slowly lowers behind you Main features: Posterior & Feminine Wash Heated Contoured Seat Gentle Closing Seat & Lid Warm Air Dryer Superior Quality & Styling Easy Installation & Cleaning

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Believe it or not; these kids are twins: A mixed-race British mom gave birth to twins recently — one of each. No, not a boy and a girl. Two girls — one black, the other white. The odds of such a birth are about a million to one, experts said. "It was a shock when I realized that my twins were two different colors," Kylie Hodgson, 19, told London's Daily Mail. "But it doesn't matter to us — they are just our two gorgeous little girls." More about the beautiful kids on Urban Legends

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Microsoft Office Student and Teacher Edition 2003 advertisement from New Zealand: Full story in The Register

Now this is a bumper sticker to put on your car before the next company meeting: (A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap)

The city of San Francisco wants to turn the ~6.000 tons of dog waste each year into energy. Yes, 6.000 tons of crap! SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- City officials are hoping to harness the power of dog waste in this dog-friendly city where animal feces make up nearly 4 percent of residential waste. San Franciscans already recycle more than 60 percent of their garbage, but officials hope to turn into energy the 6,500 tons (5,897 metric tons) of dog waste a year -- nearly as much as disposable diapers, according to the city....The droppings will be tossed into a contraption called a methane digester, which is basically a tank in which bacteria feed on feces for ...

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Spraying it on is one thing, but how do you take it off? China's first liquid condom ... dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray ...