Crap and Crapability

Today, Saturday 25th of February 2006, we will reach 6.5 billion people living on this planet. Considering the problems we have with wars and other crap today, I don't want to think about what happens with even more of us... BTW; have a nice weekend!

The worst of the worst analogies: Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The Winter Olympics in Torino 2006 grows on me every day. Grows in me in the way that it is a big lump in my stomach that I want to throw up. The first day of the events were as bad as my "pre-Olympics" experience. After a -lot- of hunting last year I found a hotel ~1 hour away from Pinerolo by car (1 1/2 by train). Pinerolo is on the plains close to the alps and it is the starting point for the bus shuttles going up the valley. The pre-event marketing promised increased public transport, in particular trains, so I was hopeful naïve. I checked during Christmas but the train schedules were just as bad as ever, but I was hopeful stupid. The cross country events ...

Friday Monday 13th I didn't get around to posting until today as I have been way too busy Let's see. What can possibly go wrong on Friday Monday 13th: Broken coffee machine. What a terrible way to start the day The zipper in my jacket broke. Big deal? It is a big deal when it is below 0, all you have below the jacket is a suit and a thin shirt and you go to work by motorbike A never ending, political, meeting at the end of a long day at work. One of my kids got sick and vomited like kid in the Exorcist throughout the evening A gas leak in front of the house. I have lived in Italy for close to a decade but I am still not used to gas and it scares the crap ...

The old smileys are not always enough to describe how people look: There are cyber butts(_!_) a butt...(__!__) a large butt...(!) a thin butt...(_._) a flat butt...[_T_] a square butt...(_*_) a farting butt...(_o_) a butt that "has seen many"...(_O_) a butt that has seen even more...(_$_) a valuable butt...(_:_) a strange butt...(_@_) a cyber butt(_?_) a mysterious but(_#_) a hurt butt(__) a closed butt(_%_) a butt with hemorrhoids As well as cyber tits:(o)(o) perfects breasts...( + )( + ) breasts with silicon implants...(*)(*) tits with high nipples..(@)(@) tits with big nipples...(oYo) "push-up" tits...(^)(^) frozen ...

Talk about being service oriented; Pooper Trooper does the dirty job nobody wants to do and cleans the garden from dog crap eh… biscuits. The only problem is that I cannot get Pooper Trooper out of my head as it reminds me of the ABBA song Super Trooper. I close my eyes and I see the guy dancing around the garden collecting biscuits while singing Super Trooper in falsetto. Help me!

and other unwelcome guests...

A very public swiss toilet. The view from outside: The view from inside: Thanks for the tip Marco