Crap and Crapability

If you have ever called Technical Support, you know it can be a long and painful experience. With the Tech Support Bingo you can at least have some fun: Remember to shout BINGO when you complete a row!

Got a dead pet/animal you don't know what to do with? Here are two novel ideas from Boing Boing. 1) Pet Pillow 2) Smart Cow

Remember what Max Biaggi said last year when he became the official Honda rider? I will never blame the bike again Guess how he explains the bad test results in Jerez: “We arrived from Barcelona with a good set up, but here in Jerez the bike did not respond anymore,” explained Biaggi. “My experience let me tell that I know the set up differences between these two tracks. I did all a rider can do: I tried all the suspension and chassis solutions and I rode over the limit but it didn’t work. The lap time remains too slow for my standard. At this point it all depends on engine management, power output and electronic controls. It’s not up ...

In Japan you can now buy the Toilet-Book: This got me wondering if there are anybody offering personalized toilet paper, and was happy to find several: Printed TP X-Wipes justtoiletpaper.com You can have some fun putting text on a toilet paper roll but you can go wild with photos if you hate your ex or your boss. Via [Michiko Osada's WebLog]

Like everyone else I hate spam with a passion. I manage to keep the spam level reasonably low as I use a different email alias for each subscription, forum, etc. When a company sells my address to a spammer I know who the bastards were and I just delete all mails to the spammed alias. In this case the bastards are ActivePDF as they sold my e-mail address: Hi.Your privacy policy (http://www.activepdf.com/privacy/) clearly states:Once you register, or otherwise provide activePDF with your personal information, activePDF.com will not share that information with third parties without your permission. How do you explain that I receive SPAM mail to the e-mail address ...

If you thing this tattoo is bad... you have to check out this discussion on the worst tattoo ever. Via [jwz]

Found the sign below on the way home. A novel name for a car mechanic/body shop:

I learned something new today. I didn't realize you could buy a loving lamb: or a love piggie: Rotten.com has the guide that answers the question: Q: Ever wonder why adult bookstores don't display fully-inflated "realistic" love dolls modeled after porn stars? A: Because in real life, they look ridiculous Via [Boing Boing]

Beware when your trouser snake is not the only snake in the bathroom: It was almost 9 a.m. Tuesday and Shannon Scavotto already was running late for work when he opened the toilet to throw out a tissue. Inside was a snake as thick as a child's wrist, its diamond-shaped head sticking 10 inches out of the toilet. St. Petersburg Times has the full story Via [Boing Boing]

At least according to Google which offers the following ads on the home page: To be more precise: You are a woman, you stink and you drink!