Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 10:32 PM
Heavy metal lyrics can be bad, but country lyrics are worse. The Country Western Song Generator allows you to make even the most creative country artist jealous:
I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was drownin' in the quicksand with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her guru;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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